The Truth About Cooties

On the way from school today Kyla informed me that a boy from school was in love with her – and that she was in love with him. She told me they intended to get married one day. I tried to explain to her that boys were bad, they had cooties and she should stay far, far away from them. At that point she stopped walking, looked at me and said “Mom, boys do not have cooties, they have a penis”. Okay then…