Since 6:45 this morning the day has gone like this:
"Mom, I don't really like pancakes.
Ha ha, April Fools!"
"Mom, I think Cevin is a terrible bird.
Ha ha, April Fools!"
"Mom, I spilled hot chocolate all over the floor.
Ha ha, April Fools!"
"Mom, the TV is broken.
Ha ha, April Fools!"
You get the idea...
On another note, she did attempt to make me a coffee this morning (she loves the buttons on the Tassimo coffee maker). I remember replacing the sugar with salt once on April Fools day when I was a kid. I wonder if secretly that was her intent...
Friday, April 1, 2011
Wednesday, March 30, 2011
Grandpa's Road Rage
This morning while we were getting ready to leave...
Kyla: "Mom, one time when I was riding in my Grandpa's truck he said bad words about the slow driver in front of him. Like the G word..."
Me: "G word?"
Kyla: "Oops, the J word. And he said the F word. And he said the H-A word."
Me: "H-A word?"
Kyla: "Ya, you know. H-A-T-E."
Sheesh Grandpa... It's a good thing she never hears her mother use those words...
Kyla: "Mom, one time when I was riding in my Grandpa's truck he said bad words about the slow driver in front of him. Like the G word..."
Me: "G word?"
Kyla: "Oops, the J word. And he said the F word. And he said the H-A word."
Me: "H-A word?"
Kyla: "Ya, you know. H-A-T-E."
Sheesh Grandpa... It's a good thing she never hears her mother use those words...
Thursday, March 3, 2011
Playing Marriage
Kyla got in trouble at daycare this week for kissing a boy.
When I quizzed her on it later, the explaination was that she was "playing marriage" with the boy and that to make the game real they had to kiss.
Perhaps now it's time to play divorce...
When I quizzed her on it later, the explaination was that she was "playing marriage" with the boy and that to make the game real they had to kiss.
Perhaps now it's time to play divorce...
Sunday, February 27, 2011
Getting Pregnant
Kyla: Grandma, guess what? My Mom's pregnant.
Grandma: Oh. Really? How did that happen?
Kyla: Well, she just went pee on a stick and it said she was pregnant.
For the record, Kyla's Mom is not pregnant. But we thought her understanding of how one gets pregnant was kind of funny.
Grandma: Oh. Really? How did that happen?
Kyla: Well, she just went pee on a stick and it said she was pregnant.
For the record, Kyla's Mom is not pregnant. But we thought her understanding of how one gets pregnant was kind of funny.
Thursday, February 24, 2011
No Booze Please
Two years ago we were in Cuba... which seems awfully lovely considering it's minus 37 with the windchill this morning.
One of the great Kyla-isms of that trip was Kyla going up to the bartender and saying "I'll take a pina colada please, but with no booze".
One of the great Kyla-isms of that trip was Kyla going up to the bartender and saying "I'll take a pina colada please, but with no booze".
Wednesday, February 23, 2011
Spelling Sentences
The spelling word was "wood".
The sentence she came up with was "What big wood".
Always check your kids homework.
The sentence she came up with was "What big wood".
Always check your kids homework.
Tuesday, February 22, 2011
The Junk!
The big story of today's school day was all about how there was a fight between two of the boys in Kyla's grade 2 class. Kyla was graphically describing how one boy tripped the other and the hitting that went along with. And then she comes out with, "And Mom. Then he swung back his leg and kicked the other boy right in the junk!"
Where she learned that from, I do not know!
Where she learned that from, I do not know!
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